coconut head

someone with hair like cristian russel

hey that 6th graders got a coconut head thats funny

by hey what r u eating April 30, 2005

coconut ranger

a term of endearment for someone who you love. (best friend, family member, friend.. etc). this person is usually well liked by others and has a good sense of humor.

Person 1: You know that girl named Nevaeh?

Person 2: Yeah, she’s my coconut ranger.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018

Coconut mauled

When you get clapperdoodled in fortnite

Picklevic86 #ad one pumped me and coconut mauled me in fortnite.

by Coconut mauler May 7, 2021

coconut water

a filthy water that gimps drink

look at that gimp drinking coconut water

by kjkjkjkjk January 21, 2019

hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

rotten coconut

A brown person (South Asian descent) who acts urbanized. Brown on the outside, black on the inside.

Person1: Yo homie, how you gonna play me?
Person2: He's just a rotten coconut.

by Best Of The Best April 29, 2008

Coconut Grabber

A person that you hate with a burning passion

"Dude Jeremy is a fucking Coconut Grabber he ate my doughnuts "

by HerbertHooves December 24, 2021