Cheesy

So romantic that its lame.

a couple is lying under the starry night

boy: *counts stars* 1 2 3... 1000. I wish upon 1000 stars, that we could be together forever.

Thats cheesy.

by captain awesomeness August 7, 2009

smokes the cheesy dick

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

by Bafilius January 27, 2007

Cheesy Hog

A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.

Girl One: Ahhh!!!

Girl Two: What?

Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!

Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!

Girl One: Same thing.

by Purely Apivorus March 11, 2009

Cheesy Wotsit

The small penis of a ginger male.

"Did you sleep with him?"
"No way, he had a right cheesy wotsit"

by Breeeeee July 23, 2008

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010

cheesy wheelbarrow

General insult

by konalord September 13, 2003

Cheesy Cum

Cum that looks slightly like Stilton cheese. =
Some people like to call it FannyCheese Or ManStilton.

Girl1: U know them 2 ova dere?
Girl2: Yeah What bout dem?
Girl3: She told me they had sex and he has Cheesy Cum!!
Girl4: Ew!!

by You Love It! October 15, 2006