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Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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Adelaides Cape

A Somerset/East-Anglian based modern folk band fusing soft vocals with melodic guitar and bass alongside an African style drum beat.
'Dude, do you know any good Folk Bands?'
'Yeh, Adelaides Cape they are this wicked sick somerset and east anglian folk band. Wicked sick. Period.'
by b00_radley November 11, 2009
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cape strong

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
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Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.
Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.
by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024
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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
by PannyRipper May 22, 2024
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Cape Cod

by dream22 August 3, 2020
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Wear the cape

Stop wearing the Cape for me! I can handle myself
No need to wear the cape, I already have ran outta time..
by Aian. November 6, 2020
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