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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
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Zues Cannon

Pack a Punched Thunder Gun. It appeared in black ops 1 and only black ops 1 it has infinite damage (no sereously look it up) but ammo is scarce due to being a pack a punched box weapon can save games and get you to round 100
P1: I'm gonna turn the power on
P2: Good I need to pack a puch my thunder gun
P1: The zues cannon will really help us on high rounds
by Puppetlad November 2, 2020
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primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009
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Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.
Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.
by Gobbler2001 May 12, 2011
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mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard
i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection
by zachsplat420 March 19, 2017
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Salmon Cannon

An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
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james cannon

Dude don't be a "James Cannon" that's gross especially when it's not your kid. That's so white trashy
by Mr.Fixx June 15, 2017
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