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clean stink 

Brought to my attention by Jay Burgerson, a frequent victim of clean stink.

The stink that pervades laundry which has been washed but not immediately dried.
My brothers clothes smelled so bad that he thought I had pissed in wahing machine, but it turned out it was just clean stink.
clean stink by MiKeen October 13, 2004

Clean your litterbox 

Someone who talks out of their ass. Person who lies uses foul language or just says the wrong things to make themselves look better.
Ass at a party: Hey buddy "Clean your litterbox" we don't talk like that in front of the ladies.
Clean your litterbox by omyhell February 4, 2010

clean/travis 

Early morning:

1. Take a shower then a shit (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off)

2. Put pantyhose over your head (to hide your identity)
3. Get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at
4. Start screaming "GIVE IT UP!!!!!"

5. Run like hell!

This is the ultimate revenge and is hard to pull off without waking the person up by laughing but it's lots of fun because you have showered and shit and then gotten in bed with someone and scared the beejesus out of them and left a mess...its particularly fun if you are a guy doing it to a girl...sex may inadvertantly result from this.
If he pulls that shit again I gonna give him a clean/travis.

I heard Tommy teabagged Carlo and then Carlo gave him a clean/travis...Tommy got so scared he pissed all over Carlo.

Jimmy gave Katie a clean/travis because he found out she was into weird fetishes they ended up having sex. Now Jimmy has the clap.
clean/travis by tommygunna April 13, 2010

Clean Shit 

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe
“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

clean rodruigez 

When having sex, pull out your penis and wipe it just above ur partner's top lip, forming clear or "clean" mustache. In contrast to a Dirty Rodruigez.
She preferrs the clean rodruigez over the dirty rodruigez.
clean rodruigez by S. R. H. July 20, 2008

Clean up on aisle one 

A post-coital muff dive.
"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"