Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.

“Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”

by sackerland May 29, 2022

Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

by Mochzilla July 3, 2022

cheek collector

One who’s goal is to collect the butt-cheeks of women. This person will never stop until until the cheeks have been collected.

Friend 1: yo, last night was crazy man I heard you tried to get with Kate!?
Friend 2: tried to? Boy, I collected those cheeks last night.

Friend 1: oh shit son, that’s why they call you the cheek collector...

by Young ducky November 8, 2017

Bosh Cheeks

Bosh's huge ass cheeks which he uses to destroy his enemies or seduce them

Defined: Bosh seduced Qwerty and Larry with his large Bosh Cheeks who he later destroyed

by LarryIsHuge March 11, 2022

cheek call

To accidentally call someone out of your contacts by your cheek touching your touchscreen. Usually happens with iPhone 4 or other touchscreen cell phone.

I totally "cheek called" Sean last night, while I was on the phone with Megan?! And he is the last person I wanted to talk to...my touch screen is so sensitive.

by ddlbug August 24, 2010

Stink Cheeks

When eating a girl out and she queefs on your faces. This Leaves you alone contemplating life tasting your own stink cheeks.

Man 1: Ah man Rebeeca gave me stink cheeks yesterday.
Man 2: Damn I always knew dat bitch was nasty, stay the fuck away from me with those stink cheeks tho.

by BigBadBibba June 13, 2018

Slut cheek

When a girl (usually spoiled) pretends that she does not give a fuck (when in reality she does) about a situation and says the word "shit" but she says it more like "shaaaat" moving her lips to the side and her cheek bulges out exposing acne scars. Usually done by somewhat unattractive (rich) girls that have been cheated on and stepped on by drug dealers.

Lizzys pretending not to care about me with her slut cheek.

by abelisious March 10, 2011