Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010

xill yourself

Abbreviated as 'xys', xill yourself is used to remind a Xander that youre spreading positivity and joy !

"Okay so for reference this is how hairy my butthole is-"
"XYS"
"What..?"
"XILL YOURSELF"

by xylophonee July 18, 2023

Potol yourself

“Calm yourself “ - is a slang word creates by Andreea, not Flaviu.

Potol yourself, everything will be ok.

by Ellsyum February 25, 2022

Morse yourself

To kill oneself because of depression.

Attention!! If you hate yourself then go Morse yourself!!

by SaggyMaggers January 19, 2017

Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.

“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”

by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023

dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

do-it-yourselfer

A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).

It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.

by juliaushka March 19, 2017