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Basketball

A sport you don't see guys getting knocked out in, no matter what a sports writer tries to tell you happened in the game. Another thing you don't see is a ref counting down until the guy has to leave the game if he can't get up at the end of the countdown, even if that would be a more interesting basketball game.
The other guy kept throwing the basketball at Joel Embiid's head, he was relentless, and down went Joel Embiid. He could not get up and walk away from this one, he was knocked out, the ref got no response during the countdown, just a lot of twitching.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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Basketball

Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.
By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Basketball Ass

A fat ass you want to dribble on your penis
My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.
by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021
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basketballersidiot

one who doesn't understand the extremely obvious implied definition of the word 'basketballers'
basketballersidiot: there's no such word as 'basketballers' idiot.
by Knaggo September 19, 2021
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Basketball Ref

A group of individuals who are fucking terrible at what they do.
by SwaggyTT February 10, 2022
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Basketball

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by Josh is good at basketball March 12, 2022
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basketball

When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.
" wow i just got basketballed."

"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"
by Datguysteve April 8, 2022
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