bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010

Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

bartang

When a gentle man of leisurely intent hooks up at bar patron of the female type, who is/has a nice piece of ass - or poutang. This female can be called bartang.

When the clubs were about to close, all Jeb could think about was which piece of bartang could be a guaranteed score.

by Jeff C M October 1, 2007

Battenburging

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.

"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"

by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012

barting

When your dog barks and farts simulataneously.

God damnit. Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

barting

When your dog barks and farts repeatedly and simultaneously.

Magnus ate too much and has been barting all night.

by Amandatam July 29, 2016