Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

poppin bakes

A dance move where you pop your booty.

Man, look at those clowns poppin bakes! Krumpers are way more buck.

by jenna rogers March 9, 2008

bake train

A group of people going to smoke their favorite herb. Often times will manifest as a line, resembling a train of sorts where people are the railcars. In addition, as the train travels to its final destination it will "pick up" more, eager to bake, friends along the way--like an actual train!

1) (in response to questioning) Riding the bake train, dude!
2) The Bake Train is leaving the station, all aboard! (at 420!)
3) (when observing a group, clearly intent on smoking) Check out the bake train! Wonder where its headed...
4) (to potential passengers) Hop on the bake train, man!

by S.G.A. October 28, 2012

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.

Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"

by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011

Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.

by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021

bake the donuts

According to Joe Budden bake the donuts means to hit the studio.

I'm about to bake the donuts and release a new mixtape.

by blacknacoustic December 16, 2010

EZ Baked

Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole

I got ez baked at the bathhouse and now I have ants

by Dustin TheWind November 18, 2020