Baked to the Bones

Condition of someone, who has had too much of a certain substance, and is now more or less completely delirious.

1:You seen Ulrike the other day at the Party?
2: Yeah, she was completely baked to the bones.

by Mauler21 April 24, 2023

baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.

I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina

by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013

Bake Squad

Huge legend, huge cock. Frequently seen while drinking lean outta sippy cups and Harlem shaking through the pressure. Also a U of M decathlete that catches bodies and eats pussy.

Wow! that dude has a huge cock!! that must be bake squad !

by Larry Bake Squad August 26, 2016

Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.

by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.

Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"

by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011

ill-baked

Poorly formulated.

The senate should modify its ill-baked policies.

by iam_wealthyman February 14, 2020

EZ Baked

Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole

I got ez baked at the bathhouse and now I have ants

by Dustin TheWind November 18, 2020