Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Peameal Bacon

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.

American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.

by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013

Bacon Fist

a two man band known for they're unique style of music. Which consists of blends of Hip-Hop and Techno.

Tom: Yo man, you check out that Bacon Fist mixtape i gave you?

Tom's Friend: Yeah bro! Some crazy stuff on there, i loved it!

by NY4Life November 11, 2013

feeling the bacon

"Feeling the Bacon": A feeling of overwhelming fatigue and generalized anxiety while working out, caused by eating an unhealthy meal. The phrase does not necessarily mean that the person had bacon, but that they ate poorly and are trying to offset said meal.

Example:

"Hey, how was your run!" - Person A
"Oh man, I was feeling the bacon." - Person B
"That bad, eh?!" - Person A

by dantesfryingpan March 4, 2014

Tim Bacon

The thiccest piece of bacon that you have ever seen. A complete god

Tim Bacon be thiccc

by Paul Rendon August 2, 2019