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Basketball

as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"
Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)
by mouu August 24, 2022
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Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.
Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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Basketballs

They are a pair of basketballs, such a sexy relationship!
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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basketball

Basketball is a term that can be used in polite company and is a reference to sex. There are many terms in basketball that can have attributes similar to sexual encounters including dribbling, passing, shooting, blocking.
Our next door neighbors in the apartment were playing a lot of basketball last night.
by happytobehere2025 March 9, 2025
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Basketball Community

The basketball community is the circle of people who come together through their love for the game—whether it’s hooping at the rec, watching NBA games or talking about different players. It’s not only about playing; it’s about finding people who share the same passion and building connections that go beyond the court.
“Being part of the basketball community on campus gave me instant friends who hype me up during games and keep me in the loop on everything hoops-related.”
by Jack Perk September 9, 2025
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