A bunch of crypto bros that think they know more about used 200k+ miles 1990 "flagship BMW cars" than your average gopnik adidas slavic sweaty dude but end up looking like a group of otaku dudes sniffing dark gothic anime girl feet.
- Hey I saw you bought a fake baged BMW be careful about the anti-bmw bmw club they are going to make a post making fun about you.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.
by Dr Mau July 9, 2021
Get the anti-bmw bmw clubmug. A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.
by SizzleSticks21 September 10, 2020
Get the BMW drivermug. by Goofpoop July 1, 2022
Get the bmw x3mug. Hey Jimmy, are you going to get the BMW 335i?
No Bill, I'm a bitch, remember? I'll just stick with the BMW 135i.
Laugh out Loud Jimbot I almost forgot. You really are a bitch!
No Bill, I'm a bitch, remember? I'll just stick with the BMW 135i.
Laugh out Loud Jimbot I almost forgot. You really are a bitch!
by Jackster12355 August 23, 2011
Get the BMW 135imug. {Body Made Wrong}, when your body is completely made wrong such as large stomach and small waist, big breast and big stomach that lay on top of ech other.
BMW when the bottom part of your body is bigger than the top.
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by Fabian Fluellen February 17, 2007
Get the BMW mug. a guy that doesn't have anything going for himself no education but has a bmw or worse what looks like one and uses it to get women and they use his bmw to tell themselves they will later get money or they are rich together because of his ride.
also used as that bmw boy aint got nothing on me im hella cool got women friends and could get one any time no need to get a bmw and troll for girls that are car whores.
also used as that bmw boy aint got nothing on me im hella cool got women friends and could get one any time no need to get a bmw and troll for girls that are car whores.
by frameshift September 30, 2018
Get the bmw boymug. by DaJunaut September 23, 2010
Get the bmwmug.