baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 8, 2013

Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Baked to the Bones

Condition of someone, who has had too much of a certain substance, and is now more or less completely delirious.

1:You seen Ulrike the other day at the Party?
2: Yeah, she was completely baked to the bones.

by Mauler21 April 24, 2023

poppin bakes

A dance move where you pop your booty.

Man, look at those clowns poppin bakes! Krumpers are way more buck.

by jenna rogers March 9, 2008

baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.

I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina

by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013

Bake Squad

Huge legend, huge cock. Frequently seen while drinking lean outta sippy cups and Harlem shaking through the pressure. Also a U of M decathlete that catches bodies and eats pussy.

Wow! that dude has a huge cock!! that must be bake squad !

by Larry Bake Squad August 26, 2016