A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
Get the Aunt Jemima Milkshake Assmug. My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the aunt-in-lawmug. The conceptional inverse of an "Uncle Tom" an "Aunt Jemima" is a cucked white person who attempts to virtue signal by constantly acting inferior and apologetic towards other ethnicities (usually black people) regardless of any past acts of racism or lack thereof on said white person's part. Usually consisting of far-left leaning individuals in their late teens to late twenties these individuals feel the constant need to apologise for things they never did as a way of disavowing any claims of racism directed towards them while simultaneously failing to realize that doing so only makes them appear more bigoted by reducing all ethnic backgrounds down to "melanin good. Whitey bad".
Why are John and Jane constantly apologizing being white?
They think it makes them better people rather than just self-hating assholes. Typical Aunt Jemima's.
They think it makes them better people rather than just self-hating assholes. Typical Aunt Jemima's.
by Captainflowers May 2, 2019
Get the Aunt Jemima'smug. Trolls facebook and comments on new content in the most dramatic way possible. Think Debbie Downer meets Baby Elephant with broken leg. Negative in a sad way that you feel sorry for them. Eliciting a guilt response on behalf of others. Also finds drunk pics of you on your friend's page (not shared friend, mind you) and prints them on a home dot matrix printer only to hang them on the fridge at your grandparents. When confronted, baby elephant with broken leg comes out........but I Lub you!
by BIOFUNK October 9, 2013
Get the dramatic auntmug. Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguins who dress in Pizzas, a pink beanie, and glasses. All of them are green and don't accept any other color penguin because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins (Or AAPP) survive off of puffles and penguin souls. Their weaknesses include Orange puffles, a hungry mob, and a pizza chef with an appetite. If you are faced with one of these creatures, smile cause your probably on one of CherryCheese's videos.
by CherryCheese November 23, 2019
Get the Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguinsmug. jim: ur mom gay
bob: ur daddy lesbian
jim: ur granny tranny
bob: ur grandpa a trap
jim: ur aunt bi
*bob explodes and dies*
bob: ur daddy lesbian
jim: ur granny tranny
bob: ur grandpa a trap
jim: ur aunt bi
*bob explodes and dies*
by ur_aunt_bi May 10, 2018
Get the ur aunt bimug. Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
Get the Aunt Jenmug.