Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.

Ur a ned Armstrong

by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022

Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

by spcrro October 7, 2025

Lewis Armstrong

A little anime nerd who gets 0 hoes and is a little ginger nonce

Oh look it's the little anime nerd Lewis Armstrong

by anonymous March 23, 2024

Armstrong

The first to do something

Adam is my Armstrong; I lost my virginity to him last year.

by myarmstrong July 20, 2024

ryan armstrong

The best human alive

Ryan Armstrong is the best human alive!

by RDA18Music October 14, 2021

emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)

"i love emily armstrong"

by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025