Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020

String em up and shiv their ankles

To "string" somebody up and "shiv their ankles" was used as a threat during the 1540-60s in many parts of Eastern Arabia. When somebody thought their slaves were being abducted during the night, they would threaten the suspect with a "good ol ankle shiving." However, very few instances have been recorded where the person actually went through with the stringing and shiving. It was much easier to just shoot them. Now-a-days this phrase is used on the computer voice-chat program "Discord." When a person wishes for another person to be "banned" or "kicked" from a Discord "server," that person declares that the moderator(s) or owner(s) should "string em up and shiv their ankles," essentially, "Ban this scrublord from the discord because he is stupid."

anklefetish68: Man this guy won't shut the hell up. I think we should string em up and shiv their ankles. Anyone else?
moderator: Good idea, let's do it.
Obelus has been removed from the Discord

by anklefetish12 May 10, 2017

He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

Now we're even

A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES

by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020

Cold Ankles

A) A hoopy person, usually a guy.

B) Someone with cold ankles.

(Usually A)

A) See him, he has really Cold Ankles

B) He must have cold ankles.

by Cold_Ankles (The Man Himself) September 24, 2009

double blue ankle

when one passes out with his shoes on and his rugby teammates color both his ankles blue, similar to the old blue ankle only one usually realizes the second ankle much later

I passed out with my shirt on and woke up with drawings on me and the double blue ankle

by bluesocks January 9, 2010

ankle dice

An act preformed by either a male or female on two males at the same time. The two males lay on their backs (boners in the air), the third party bends at the waist, legs straight (get a good stretch). The third party is now in position to "roll the dice". Now that the hand position similar to dice rolling is made place a hand on each of the said boners and get to rolling!

Barry: Hey buddy, let's go get Lindsay and see if she wants to play ankle dice.

Anthony: Lindsay is good, but let's ask Sarah... she's the high roller.

Barry: Keep on rollin'!!

by DirtyFeet January 30, 2009