Alondra

Pussy smells like fish . Her ass is flatter than a smooshed pancake. She's a fake ass whore who' sucks small Chinese dick

Damn I can smell Alondra from here

Damn ew look at Alondra

by Haters gon hate March 21, 2017

Almendra

A very evil devil no one likes her she has a big asshole and god always trys to make her happy she is a demon👹

Oh no the almendras here

by Funny urban dick tionary March 1, 2017

Alondra

A liar, a cheater, and you can’t forget A HOE

Alondra, you fucking slut.

by PussySmaser123 May 1, 2019

Alondra

stupid bitch fat ass cunt

alondra just ate my ass

by sky_1111 July 31, 2018

Almondsbury Interchange

Upon penetrating the anus, the penis is withdraw and thrust into a vagina, then back into the anus.

This is generally done before the balls have a chance to become cold and shrivel slightly.

"It's time for the almondsbury interchange, baby!"

"Please don't give me the almondsbury interchange me again"

by kweil0 December 3, 2009

almondy

smelling or looking like homeless crap

eww she has and almondy look today. did you see how greasy her hair was she looks like a slimeball.

by anonymous user879320752 December 19, 2016

almondine

a greek name originating from the nut called almond. she is a spunky and sweet gal who indulges in almonds on the daily. #if your out there almondine I love you

she just pulled an almondine move

by nuttingalmondine May 4, 2018