Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

In culo alla balena

Sicilian phrase for good luck. Translates to literally "In the whale's ass" or could be translated to "Butt fuck the whale".

for your exams, don't worry! In culo alla Balena !

by llama king 242 May 12, 2016

the bitch alarm

An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch

What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!

by WordMan27 May 28, 2019

Kiss FM Algarve

A crappy radio station in Portugal, plays the same crappy songs all the time.

Man, Kiss FM Algarve sure is a crappy radio station!

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

Fire alarm

To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams

I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday

by Anthony5344 June 16, 2017

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010