alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 24, 2015

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Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 July 22, 2008

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When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

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When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.

My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.

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Take a condom. Fill it all the way up with cum. Freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

What is he doing in the freezer?

Probadle getting his alaskan creampie ready.

Dude, thats gross.

by speedzy94 May 29, 2012

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A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.

Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.

by engaginformation March 30, 2015

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The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.

Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.

by The Highlife March 14, 2008

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