Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.
Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
by Nick D March 11, 2003
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When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.
He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.
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To "string" somebody up and "shiv their ankles" was used as a threat during the 1540-60s in many parts of Eastern Arabia. When somebody thought their slaves were being abducted during the night, they would threaten the suspect with a "good ol ankle shiving." However, very few instances have been recorded where the person actually went through with the stringing and shiving. It was much easier to just shoot them. Now-a-days this phrase is used on the computer voice-chat program "Discord." When a person wishes for another person to be "banned" or "kicked" from a Discord "server," that person declares that the moderator(s) or owner(s) should "string em up and shiv their ankles," essentially, "Ban this scrublord from the discord because he is stupid."
anklefetish68: Man this guy won't shut the hell up. I think we should string em up and shiv their ankles. Anyone else?
moderator: Good idea, let's do it.
Obelus has been removed from the Discord
by anklefetish12 May 11, 2017
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A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES
by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020
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ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.
Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!
by Murph the Kenzo May 07, 2021
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Weak Ankles

When one drapes themselves across a person as a way to ask for attention.
"I see you inherited the families weak ankles," he had stated upon seeing how they had been seated on the couch, with his head in her lap and fingers running through his hair.

As she stepped along, it seemed as though her weak ankles had stuck again as she stumbled into the man infront of her. At once, the man offered his hand to the woman's delight.
by Zamski February 07, 2024
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ankle love

when you use your ankle bone to stimulate genitalia
chad made ankle love to me last night, hes the one
by hoppybird6 March 05, 2022
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