Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020

String em up and shiv their ankles

To "string" somebody up and "shiv their ankles" was used as a threat during the 1540-60s in many parts of Eastern Arabia. When somebody thought their slaves were being abducted during the night, they would threaten the suspect with a "good ol ankle shiving." However, very few instances have been recorded where the person actually went through with the stringing and shiving. It was much easier to just shoot them. Now-a-days this phrase is used on the computer voice-chat program "Discord." When a person wishes for another person to be "banned" or "kicked" from a Discord "server," that person declares that the moderator(s) or owner(s) should "string em up and shiv their ankles," essentially, "Ban this scrublord from the discord because he is stupid."

anklefetish68: Man this guy won't shut the hell up. I think we should string em up and shiv their ankles. Anyone else?
moderator: Good idea, let's do it.
Obelus has been removed from the Discord

by anklefetish12 May 10, 2017

He breaks your heart? Break his ankles

Now we're even

A: Unbreak my heart
A: Say you'll love me again
A: Uncry these tears
B: BREAK HIS ANKLES! HE BREAKS YOUR HEART? BREAK HIS ANKLES

by effyou2.0 October 15, 2020

Ankle McJankle

This is just a random word I came up with. It means absolutely nothing, and you should probably never use it literally ever.

"Ankle McJankle."

by Chad06 September 12, 2023

grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants

“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”

by Slacky4k January 16, 2022

Ankle

Ankle an-kul

noun
1. A derogatory insult that is worse than being called a cunt because an ankle is "2 feet below a cunt".

2. Describes a person who is so stupid and idiotic that they don't even deserve to be called a cunt.

Listen to that idiot. He's such an ankle.

by Dragon One March 29, 2019