If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.
Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
by Your step brother May 31, 2020
Get the Wilson cultmug. Based off of the Home Improvement character Wilson who is only ever seen peeking over the fence. Naughty Wilson is when a woman sits backwards in a man’s face and you can only see the eyes of the other person looking over her ass cheeks.
by Krod! April 23, 2023
Get the Naughty Wilsonmug. A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.
When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:
Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:
Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
by InformaUltras September 3, 2014
Get the 'doing a wilson'mug. by Aye4343 July 27, 2019
Get the gage wilsonmug. 
A loyal and cherished friend, who's by your side even when you've been cast away on a deserted island. Originating from Tom Hank's dear companion in the 2000 film classic, 'Cast Away'.
by Sassy Derrick June 15, 2020
Get the Wilson ballmug. by Eonzzx February 25, 2023
Get the Carter Wilsonmug.