Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

Plate-turner

N. A person with the odd dining habit of eating each item on their plate in its entirety before rotating the plate and eating the next one.

I was a plate-turner as a child: had to eat all of my pork chop first, then all of the green beans, then the mashed potatoes, rotating the plate each time so the next food item was directly in front of me.

by M.C. Slim JB October 22, 2010

Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.

We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.

by Miss Janky August 10, 2008

Turnering

The act of being a weak-ass bitch. Commonly used term in a planning process.

Person 1: we still going into town tonight?
Person 2: sorry I totally forgot, haven't got time now...
Person 1: are you Turnering on me again?!?

by Cräigermeister February 4, 2019

Bradlee turner

A short stumpy guy who thinks he can get away with being a massive wad of goose fat when in reality he’s got major dandruff

Bradlee turner is fat

by vagazzile2892 October 27, 2021

Alice Turner

Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.

Wow, that was Alice Turner!

by kittykat123456789 November 1, 2010

shanise turner

a cruel person who will call your parent if u say one thing during silent reading

shanise turner always talking about some “ im gonna call your parent ” than do it then. She is nice when she wants to be

by user4949 November 21, 2021