pickles

pickles are just drunken cucumbers
by lunar731 February 13, 2018
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PICKLE

sometimes a person, sometimes a pickle. we'll never know how he did it, but he did.
Person 1 - i luv u pickle

Person 2 - i luv u 2 iZZable

POOF!!!

Person 1 - what PICKLE where are you?

Person 2 - "in a robotic voice" . i am a PICKLE now. a real PICKLE
by urbouluvsurman November 14, 2018
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Pickle

A pickle is a smoked cucumber also dunked in horse poop.
"you pickle"
by ItsDillpickle December 06, 2018
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Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.
I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.
by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006
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pickle slap

When one individual furtively slaps another with a pickle, thereby forcing the slapped individual to eat said pickle. Generally accompanied by screaming of "PICKLE SLAP!"
Wow, Cody just pickle slapped the shit out of Mamo.
by Codizzle1234 December 11, 2008
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Pickled Egg

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2015
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pickle stomper

the act of stepping on the penis while engaged in sexual intercourse. the person stomping the penis is usally refered as a pickle stomper.
yo that hoe sabrina was a pickle stomper, i havent walked right since stepped on my dick.
by juanitaDfernando June 02, 2007
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