Jerry Jerkmans

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"
by J_Ellis June 07, 2012
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The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022
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jerry styling

Wandering around the web with Firebug and the Web Developer firefox extension open, liberally "borrowing" ideas for your own site from other cool sites. A take on the classic "SIS", which means to steal ideas shamelessly.
I was on a wicked cool blog, so I did some jerry styling of the background image.

Dude, somebody jerry styled my site.

I'm jerry styling for my blog on myspace.
by seolevel August 19, 2007
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Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
by Thehammatime August 17, 2021
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Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.
After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.
by Soon blayer April 28, 2015
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Unlucky Jerry

Jerry is the twin brother of earl and both of them does stupid stuff
by Nairda September 28, 2019
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Jerry Arcentales

A cool guy! He is chubby but he makes it work. He is part of the LGBTQ since he was 13 years old. Usually very extroverted and tries to make many friends.
Yo it’s Jerry Arcentales! Everybody loves Jerry Arcentales!
by Jerrytheperry420 February 02, 2022
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