Musty Dusty

Preferably someone who is dry and stinks

“Oh she a musty dusty hoe”

by dumbdadadumbdumb October 21, 2018

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 2, 2021

Dusty Victory

When one person puts flour or baby powder up their rectum and then farts on some one else. (I just blew a dusty victory!)

dusty victory

by 216Girl311 January 11, 2014

Dusty Divet

Hole of Death

Hey let's drop Dusty Divet
NO! THATS THE NEW TILTED TOWERS

by ITzTheReaper June 1, 2018

dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.

After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.

by meatpockets June 28, 2012

dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.

I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.

by back2basics November 19, 2016