Derp

When you mix period blood and semen together creating a homemade strawberry milk

My partner and I are to going to whop up some derp for us to enjoy

by Definiteteller1 December 21, 2024

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

polar derp

that one motherfucker who makes music

Person 1: Yo did you see the new polar derp album?

Person 2: it's trash as fuck

by Polar Derp April 9, 2024

Derp

Another word for stupid

Larry:"You're a derp"
Dark:"Wth is a derp"
Nicole:"It means your stupid"

by Jdhdhfnane September 17, 2017

Derp

An extreme show of idiocy in an animal.
My dog's tongue sticks out when he sleeps.
Adjective- derpy

1. "my dog is the derpiest idiot I've ever seen!"
2. "Awww, look at that huge derp!"

by KLotus January 23, 2022

pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025