Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!

I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.

by Phillipedoor March 22, 2016

rice crispy square

Rice crispy squares are a very good dessert made out of the cereal rice crispys and marsh mellows

"I love rice crispy squares! It's like there made with rainbows!"

by Trainboy February 24, 2014

Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.

Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.

by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS March 05, 2012

Crispy Banana Vr

Crispy Banana VR man he’s so cool he makes epic Vr videos and he’s definitely not me

Person: Yo did you see Crispy Banana VR video

Other Person: Not yet but I bet it’s epic

Pls subscribe I’m desperate

by Not Crispy Banana VR April 02, 2021

Rice Crispy Treat

When a saucy gentleman projects his ejaculate into the hair of an unsuspecting female. Tada! The hair sticks together, and a good time is had by all.

It's hard to return a wig after receiving a Rice Crispy Treat.

by Sir Thaddeus Abernathy, D.D.S. April 29, 2009

black rice crispies

Rice Crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. Mainly eaten by children with milk. At the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. A Black Rice Crispie is a burnt Rice Crispie. When you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:

Mummy!!! Theres a black bit in my rice crispys!

Mummy: It's okay, thats the good one. It'll make your hair go curly

4 Year old Black Rice Crispie Finder:
But i dont want my hair curly..

Mummy: JUST EAT IT!

by Emma the sexy beast May 24, 2005

One Crispy Boi

Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.

One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.

by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 24, 2018