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Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.
In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.
by brad the nuke July 1, 2011
mugGet the Boat Crudmug.

Rock The Boat

A song by Aaliyah. The video was filmed on the day she died.
by Beyhive-StarWarsFan April 6, 2022
mugGet the Rock The Boatmug.

Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.
Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.
by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003
mugGet the Square Boatmug.

Boat stare

Hey did you guys see Mr. Shid?
Yeah he goat a real boat stare about him.
by sk8terb0i July 10, 2021
mugGet the Boat staremug.

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.
Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...
by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020
mugGet the Boomer Boatmug.

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat on a girl while in the car.
"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008
mugGet the roader boatmug.

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