The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013
by Benny spaghetti May 09, 2022
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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020
In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
The act of refusing curry from your Indian parents for the fifth time in a row and sneaking downstairs to find some real English food.
by currydodger69 January 28, 2018
A hot dog with a quarter slice of grilled bell pepper on top, holding your toppings on like a sweet, juicy helmet. Named after William Dodge.
by Bludonym May 25, 2014