Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.
After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.
by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020
Get the Draft Dodge mug.Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.
Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
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Get the Dodge mug.The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."
by sarahp_3 November 29, 2010
Get the Kick N' Dodge mug.A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
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