I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

Serve me sum!

Serve me sum is a slang defining I'll have some or I'll take part in

Person 1: You wanna join our club?
Person 2: Serve me sum!

by Weaponism July 5, 2024

sum' retro

Parody of "sum calm" started by Dotty Ryōsuke

When you want to do something retro, or do something in a retro way, you might do it or say you'll do it "on sum' retro"

1: "I'ma eat this candy, on sum' retro"
2: "Dotty said he'll beat yo ass, on sum' retro"
3: "Listenin' to Lil B and Playboi Carti on my PSP, on sum' retro"

by DottyFan April 24, 2025

Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025

Sum Kun

A mildly racist term commonly used in kitchens by the head chef when no one owns up to a mistake. It is meant to sound like "some cunt" but as a name, to put emphasis on the fact whoever isn't owning up is a cunt.

"Who broke this plate?"
*No one owns up*
"Ok then, guess the Asian fella Sum Kun did it.

by SteamEngine December 2, 2021

sum calm

it means "nothing much"

I was at (name place) chilling sum calm

by joyyy_meee April 1, 2024