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Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
by Yakoff Mannhoff June 15, 2023
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doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
by TheColgator May 29, 2022
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wet ankles

Wet ankles is when someone is very tall. Their ankles are wet because when they pee, it falls so hard that is splashes back on there ankles.
Shaq has wet ankles bro!
by realboyz854 December 17, 2011
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wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
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West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
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Wet

One of the wettiest wets out there (Aka Tbwet) One with the pulse vibes, sick car jolls in the garage and f**cken rollies boiii #wetiest #TipsyWetBrothers #vibes
Damn he is such a wet... I can't stand being around him
by Wettiestvibs November 3, 2018
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greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.
Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.
by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024
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