pit monkey

A person whose sole purpose in life is to clear away music stands, lights, etc. before locking up the orchestra pit for the night.

I still remember that one summer when my brother's life consisted of being a pit monkey at a local theatre.

by artykins August 5, 2006

barrel monkeying

To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.

Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.

"Ok when we get in to Blackwing Lair just stay put and don't go barrel monkeying around in there."

by Harvey Lopez December 10, 2008

drum monkey

A skilled drummer who spends every second of spare time practising so they can show off to their friends.

*Girl #1 rips out mad drum solo*
Girl #2: That was awesome
Boy: What a fuckin drum monkey!

by TweakUK April 7, 2007

Ninja Monkey

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.

Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.

by QanwI' January 2, 2009

grunt monkey

What a hooker is without all the makeup.

Take away her make-up and she looks like any regular grunt monkey

by finnsky April 28, 2007

SCUTTLE-MONKEY

Just past UGLY...when u look at dem u juss gotta throw-up

Yo diz busta tryed to holla at but little did he kno dat he was a scuttle-monkey

by BIZZY K March 7, 2008

monkey shoe

v.) when a monkey puts a horseshoe on a donkey

that chick can monkey shoe. she has a donkey.

by Marc randall III January 14, 2008