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Going Mach Jesus

Operating or being a passenger in or on a water/land vehicle at such a velocity or in such a precarious way that the result in losing control of the vehicle and/or simply crashing would result in an inevitable fatality, which would lead to you meeting Jesus himself, hence the term.

For example: Going over 85/90mph on the highway would most likely be considered going Mach Jesus due to the fact that a sudden stop at that speed would kill the passengers of the vehicle. Doing dangerous stunts at high speeds and/or going more than double in a residential, although probably not fatal for the passengers, could be considered Mach Jesus.

Going so fast in a speed boat that colliding with another would not only destroy the boat but more than likely kill the passengers.
Ahhhhh! Carl! The fuck are you doing?”
“I’m going Mach Jesus!”
“You just went Mach shit yourself.”
by YoungGirl/wDirtyTricks June 27, 2023
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go-bag lady

GO-BAG LADY (noun/ or adj) a girl or woman who is intelligent, hardworking, going places in her life, moving forward, someone you would want to hire for employment. A beautiful person who has a beautiful soul inside and out. Good morals.
For employment: ie "yes Sabrina, we are looking for a 'GO-BAG LADY" and you fit the criteria for our company! Welcome and you are hired! for romance ie" Man, she's a GO-BAG LADY too good for your sorry ass" Get a job!
by SUSANNE VOLKOFF July 19, 2018
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Go sit on a flagpole

One of the more rare insults of our time but certainly one of the more disturbing ones
by Robert Williams ya duck April 29, 2021
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go balti-mom

Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.
Her mother threatened to go balti-mom on her if she found her hanging out with friends doing drugs.
by Mamdfm May 1, 2015
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mom go boom

This phase seems to be a common insult between Koreans and even more so in the Korean gaming community. The blue player loses to the red player and to add insult to injury . The red player yelled "your mom go boom" and other insults at the blue player after beating him.
by NojathanchurCh July 4, 2022
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There Dat Boi Go

"There Dat Boi Go!"
"o shit farewell!!!"

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by TheAngeredGiraffe June 16, 2017
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patches go on pockets

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying
A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!
by macka lacaka April 27, 2023
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