Sorry about the smell in here, I think I’ve got a bean cloud lingering around from flicking earlier.
“Dude did you smell her bean cloud?” “Yeah man, she should definitely go to the doctor, that bean cloud STINKS”
“Dude did you smell her bean cloud?” “Yeah man, she should definitely go to the doctor, that bean cloud STINKS”
by itzdnice September 23, 2020

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.
Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma
You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet
Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?
You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN
( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)
You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet
Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?
You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN
( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)
by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013

A boyband of hot singles named Pinto, Green Bean, and Beanstalk. Pinto plays the kazoo and does the vocals while Green Bean plays piano. Beanstalk is the guitarist of the group and the second hottest.
by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020

by MooreHammer913 July 14, 2025

by retardgumper November 18, 2023

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
