anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.

1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.

by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

Anal

meaning someone is being very uptight or just a downright asshole.

“God, you’re so anal”.

by fjakgnaknfks April 12, 2023

Crazy anal

When a male sticks his dick in a girls anus

Rachel:Oh yeah oh yeah fuck my tiny ass oh yeah Bobby give me that crazy anal

by egerson101 May 29, 2018

Anal

A painful form of sex up the anus used for pleasure in women and for men

Ouch fuck sake tyler that was my arse hole again I don’t want to do anal

by Mrdarkside101 January 7, 2023

Anal Drilling

The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.

Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.

by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018

anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Anal beads

Anal beads is a sex toy. Small soft balls on a line used to shove up the ass and back out to cause pleasure.

"wanna play with the anal beads?"

by milk that your dad never got February 9, 2022