Elmo Water

Red water that when you drink it, elmoes pop out the so-called eye sack located in your middle brain.

"Hey Fred, Can I get a glass of your finest Elmo Water?"
"Spot on, I gotcha man!"
"Dude, this is making an elmo pop out my middle bralien!"

by Urban Explains February 25, 2025

mop water

Mop water Bottom of the barrel nasty leftover hood rat ratchet females.

mop water bitches can't get their own men.

by August 02, 2023

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.

The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.

by puttycake January 26, 2016

West Philly Water Fountain

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.

She gave me a really good West Philly Water Fountain

by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024

Water Beater

When someone who loves to jerks off in a body of water

Oh Rachel is a serious water beater.

by Dairydizzy January 16, 2022