Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

Piss pants

Someone who smells like piss

Yo pissy myles piss pants

by 09hr084711fyrt December 8, 2023

bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

sizzling piss

When your pissing on a burning log and the piss sizzles.

I went camping and pissed on the fire embers and saw sizzling piss!

by Razorblade89 April 19, 2018

Piss Bot

A robot stolen from a company and modified to piss beer in a cup.

Jane - I'm gonna put my cup on the ground to get beer
Piss bot- PIIISH

by Pissbotofbrad February 12, 2022

Piss bitch

A name for someone who pees on the toilet seat and refuses to clean it up.

"Hey, Piss bitch pissed on the toilet seat again and his mommy had to clean it up!"

by AprilShowers420 April 8, 2023