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bean

"Mate I just knew I'd seen a bean right there!"
"You shot him right in the bean"
by kauraneden May 4, 2020
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Bean

Something that girls might call their short/little/tiny/cute friend.
Girl 1: BEAN!!!!!!
Girl 2/bean: what?
Girl 1: I MISSED U BEAN!
Girl 2/bean: mhm
by Girl1fr12345679 January 6, 2023
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Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.
"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"
by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021
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Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.
“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”
by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025
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Bean Hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009
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Bean

by Uuhhhhhh January 21, 2021
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