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Facebook mid-life crisis

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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My So-Called Life

Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
by Stick92 March 31, 2009
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Do I have a life

No
Catherine: Do I have a life
Ashley: No
by hourshours July 6, 2016
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Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
by Muffu September 14, 2009
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Living My Best Life

A stupid phrase that is used, commonly on Instagram, to give the false reality that you can wake up and choose which "life" you want to live. Perhaps you want to be a lazy dog, or a human facing the challenge of whether to have avocado on toast or a green smoothie for breakfast. Either way, it's got to be the best (breakfast) life you could possibly be living.
Just posted a selfie, #Living My Best Life
by collegestruggles September 17, 2018
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sacrifice my life for pakistan

Someone who sacrifices their life for Pakistan is a real one. They are unique and intelligent. They are your superior
"WOOOAH DESS A STRONNNG MESSSAGE, NOONE WILL HAVE CARROT
( Example )

1- Dude close ur eyes
2- no dude why
1- so i can sacrifice your life for pakistan
2- hell no i never said i would sacrifice my life for pakistan
by The writer sacrificed her life September 11, 2020
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