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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!
by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018
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Two-Bit

A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
by toomooroo February 13, 2020
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Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions
"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013
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Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.
by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020
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Two

A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).

Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.

They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
"It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!" -Bell, TPOT 1
by TatterCat February 19, 2022
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