Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
Get the two seat assmug. When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
Get the Texas Two-Waymug. A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018
Get the two faced pigmug. A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
Real name is Keith Matthews
Two-Bit stfu no one cares
by toomooroo February 13, 2020
Get the Two-Bitmug. "I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013
Get the Hamo one-twomug. by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.mug. A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).
Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.
They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.
They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
by TatterCat February 19, 2022
Get the Twomug.