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t u

"Thank you" in the most internet-abbreviated way. Thank you. Thank u. T U.
Girl 1 texting: I love your art!! :D
Girl 2 texting: t u <3
by cdcdncid September 5, 2019
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Verney T

Salsa Verde - a culinary sauce/dressing made of fresh herbs including parsley, mint and basil, among others, garlic, capers and pomace oil. It is a particularly delicious accompaniment to any savoury dish.

In kitchen circles it has been named so in honour of Verne Troyer, who is sadly no longer with us, by way of the loose similarity it has to his name.

Commonly abbreviated to VT by chefs 9who seek entertainment, however abstract, in anything and everything to help them deal with the relentless consequences of their life choices and regret at

having not tried harder at school.
"Mate we're gonna need a double batch of Verney T for tonight"

"Chef, you have that VT recipe nailed. Verney T word be proud."
by R.O.I. September 6, 2019
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T-ja spiller

A fat cunt who doesn’t leave his house unless there’s food involved
Me:T-ja come out

T-ja:sorry I can’t

Me:I’m going down chippy

T-ja:ok fine

Me:T-ja come out

T-ja:sorry I can’t

Me:I’m going down chippy

T-ja:ok fine
Definition fatty
T-ja spiller is a person overweight
by Mike the tike September 11, 2019
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horny/t

Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
by nokklokkyt September 18, 2019
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Noah T

A freakish daredevil that calls himself depression all the time, is an absolute meme lord and has a sexual sense of humour. He could possibly set your school on fire
by Edgelord.exe September 18, 2019
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T-Rex Arms

T-Rex arms, formallly mistakenly nine as Raptor Arms, is when you shoot a jump shot while shortening your follow through mimicking that of a T-Rex.
“Yo Dom peep my T-Rex arms!
by StrongGotItGoingOn September 19, 2019
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emily t

Emily T is a tennis ho, who likes to spank older men with her rackets. She goes for tall daddies, who sometimes happen to be her teacher. She’s into playing with people named chase, and she’s in love with Krzysiu.
“Who’s that tennis ho?”

“that’s emily t!”
by rybread400 September 19, 2019
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