Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

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Chocolate Swirl

A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)

“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“

by Orgasmic Girl Sex January 9, 2021

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Chocolate Dunk

When a girl has her ass sticking straight up in the air and a guy dips his cock right in and gets shit all over it.

Yeah, I heard Ben and Venessa did some chocolate dunking in the guest room, it smells in there.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021

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chocolate blush

When a person of deep skin tone (usually black) blushes, but it is hard to see because of their chocolate complexion

Jazmine's crush walked by and she "chocolate blushed"

by Rikki tinker January 25, 2021

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Chocolate bukkake

When a group of big black nut on someone

I saw your girl go with those guys the other night i heard they gave her the good ol chocolate bukkake

by Sawcy boy February 5, 2021

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Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021

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