National Dick Sucking Day

September 17th

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!

by davie1518 September 17, 2021

national smile day

in 30 april u can ask anyone for a picture of them smiling

national smile day

by spysoke April 30, 2021

National Crush Day

On the 3rd August 2020, everyone admits who they like!

Girl 1: Hi...
Guy 1: So you like me?...
Girl 1: HAPPY NATIONAL CRUSH DAY!
Guy 1: I love you ♥

by ThatEnglishPersonInit23 July 11, 2020

National Femboy Day

National Femboy Day is a day for all men to dress as a femboy for 24 hours, it occurs the 24th of April.

"Yo bro! Tomorrows National Femboy Day, you know what that means..."

by FemboyLover69420 April 23, 2024

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

National Slime paultooreal Day

National slime paultooreal day is July21st

If you see him its mandatory to kill him otherwise you have to be killed

Yo it's that dork ass loser paultooreal and it's National Slime paultooreal Day lets go off him

by BobCob July 20, 2025

national kissing day

On April 13th it’s national kissing day! Pair up with anyone and pucker up 😘 it could be anyone friend, crush, teacher, dog anyone!!

Today’s national Kissing day I’m gonna go kiss James😍

by IDONTLIKEENGLISH May 25, 2018