A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave November 06, 2003
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Life Enhancing Device (LED)

A Life Enhancing Device is any device, item or object that adds value to a person's life, enhances their life or augments it in some way.
Some examples of Life Enhancing Device (LED)'s are Brainwave Entrainment Mind-Machines, emWave Heartmath Biofeedback devices, MP3 players and Mobile Phones. See enhancingmylife.blogspot.com for more examples.
by life enhancing January 17, 2010
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A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."
The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.
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Urban Dictionary low-life

One who posts the names of people they don't like on Urban Dictionary and uses it to deride and/or harass them because they are too afraid to confront them in actuality.
I'm posting this kid's name on Urban Dictionary and saying he's a faggot because I'm an Urban Dictionary low-life.
by . March 29, 2003
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life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.
Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
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