Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now. Used to be a website to make definitions, but now people just put sexual definitions on normal words.

Person 1: "I just searched the word shark on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2: "oh god..."

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The website youre on right now, reading this.

"I always check urban dictionary for the meaning of something, but mostly to find funny definitions!"

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The word that you use when you are making your first urban dictionary definition

Friend 1: I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Make a funny definition about urban dictionary.
Friend 1: Wow that is so creative this is sure to be liked.
You: Bruh what

by Ur bad dicktinary March 30, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Fucking garbage website that makes you post an example of how your word is used in a sentence. Makes you delete your entire post because despite the fact you defined it, Urban Dictionary doesn't consider your word as defined. Despite the fact most words posted on this website people already know how to use in a sentence, and are just looking for someone to say something that they agree with to self-validate their trash opinions.

Fuck you Urban Dictionary. You get no definition here.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.

I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it

by Iwanttobakepizzatoprocastinate November 22, 2021

The first word on urban dictionary

The first word on urban dictionary is "brutal" it was published in 1999, on the day urban dictionary was founded. go to page 5 or something to see it.

I sure do wonder what The first word on urban dictionary was....

by John . t . why February 2, 2025