Red Light Syndrome

where a person has musical talent, but once they are being recorded, they fall to pieces. symptoms of red light syndrome include pale skin, cold sweats and frequent mistakes.

'it took three takes on drums for him to get that, and even on the third time, he didnt get it. im thinking he has red light syndrome...'

by my name isnt Jonas February 15, 2010

little woman syndrome

Condition whereby undersized women compensate for their smallness by physically asserting their presence.

Damn, Hoang is always getting all up in everyone's face. She must have little woman syndrome.

by danamics December 3, 2009

Chicken Little Syndrome

Every time someone believes the hype behind an apocalyptic theory that will end the world, and the hysteria that ensues. It is an old cumulative tale about a chicken (or a hare in an early version) who believes the world is coming to an end. The phrase "The sky is falling" has passed into the English language as a common idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.

Suffering from Chicken Little Syndrome, Johnny believes that either the Mayans were just lazy, or the world is coming to an end in 2012.

by agitprop27 July 23, 2010

Christmas Eve Syndrome

When one cannot fall asleep due to the sheer excitement of what is to come the next day. A common case of children not being able to fall asleep on Christmas Eve for the excitement of seeing what toys they will unwrap the next morning.

I was suffered from Christmas Eve Syndrome last night because I was too excited to see my girl the next day.

by Scott 8/29 January 10, 2009

Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.

A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...

by besthallsnrevr November 18, 2010

Good Will Hunting Syndrome

Condition in which a person believes life is a big coming-of-age drama starring them, and the rest of the people in the world are either supporting characters or extras. They are obsessed with figuring themselves out: Why is my life so hard? When will I be happy? Why can't I get what I want? What's wrong with me? Who will finally tame my wild spirit and get me to settle down? Life, to them, is a quest to answer these questions, and it should be everybody else's quest too.

All he does is talk about himself. He definitely has Good Will Hunting syndrome.

by arafel3873 March 10, 2007

40 Questions Syndrome

The condition in which, after presenting for oral exams in AP US History, you no longer care about school.

Kranny, having drawn the wild card and selected the easy WWI home front analysis essay, suffered from 40 questions syndrome for the next two weeks.

by Lil' Theeph April 29, 2010