The biggest greatest person you will know, a bulldog of the sort. He will rip you apart with his hands but then revive you but then do it agian then revive you agian and then do it one more time.
"Omg who is the guy over there, he looks like a bulldog"
"Thats just super awesomenessesity he wont hurt you"
"Thats just super awesomenessesity he wont hurt you"
by BiggestBulldog March 26, 2010

An alpha male, who is intellecutally, psychologically, sexually, emotionally, INTUITIVELY, economically and physically dominant. Very well read, well dressed, charming, cunning, worldly, WISE, - THE GODFATHER on steroids.
by BossBabes January 24, 2024

super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3
"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
by liquiddave July 15, 2021

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
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by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

by CharaCIC October 11, 2020

An individual that's mass considerably exceeds the average gulungus, identified by their coloured hair and ungodly number of chins. High chance of being autistic.
"God Dayum look at the size of that pink-haired gulungus"
"Nahh that over there is a super-gulungus, just look at all those chins"
"Nahh that over there is a super-gulungus, just look at all those chins"
by 111dayz March 4, 2025
