poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

Phantom Menace poop

A phantom poop is when there is no evidence of a poop you have just done.

Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.

A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.

Yo John, I just phantom menace pooped that toilet so bad.

by a small Asian man September 27, 2011

poop de loop

When Subject A defecates into Subject B's mouth while Subject B is defecates into Subject A's mouth in a 69 like position; an endless form of poop only bound by the amount of Taco Bell or Chipotle one has consumed in the past 7 days

I was talking to this guy on Grinder the other day when he claimed to have had accomplished a 3 minute poop de loop session. It had to be Taco Bell.

by MattEberswole June 16, 2016

Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021

dirty poop butt

when a nigger poops in your ears in the shower whilst eating caviar

me and the niggers were going to go to the showers and try the ol dirty poop butt

by DILFCITY July 26, 2021

poop in somoones mouth

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by waeru November 22, 2020

nice poop-butt

a woman with a really nice ass

ORIGIN- a group of young men in a mall in Northern New Jersey who had created the defenition for "poop-butt" added "nice" to the front to emphasize the veluptiousness of the poop-butt

MFW Outerwear

"Look at that nice poop-butt over there!"- Sarach

by Lil' Jig January 25, 2011